Now that Lindsay Lohan is out of the big house, she seems to be trying to get back to her normal life. Not the life we know in which she spends most of her days drinking, doing drugs, flashing her lady business, ruining her career and making out with dudes or women who may or may not be lesbians. I mean her life before that… Like when she was eleven. Whatever it is she’s doing, it seems to be working because she actually looks pretty good for a change. The system clearly works. ? ? ? Related Articles: Lindsay Lohan To Pose Naked In Playboy? Lindsay Lohan Ruins A See Through Moment Lindsay Lohans Hot Freshly Dumped Legs Lindsay Lohan Flashes Some Sweet Under Boob Photos: Fame

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Ever since her fake marriage came to an end or her fake divorce started, I can’t keep the publicity stunts straight anymore, Heidi Montag has wanted us all to know just how sad she’s pretending to be. I don’t know what’s going on anymore, either way she wants us to know that she’s down in the dumps so she sent us these completely natural and un-staged pictures of her hanging out in her bikini drinking a cocktail by the pool of her private Costa Rican villa. I don’t see anything unnatural about these pictures at all… Except for those amazing tits of course. ? ? ? Related Articles: Heidi Montag Nude In Playboy Heidi Montag Needs To Get Nailed Heidi Montag Needs A Pearl Necklace For Her Birthday Heidi Montag Checks Out Her Melons Too. Now That’s Original. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Heidi Montags Completely Natural Bikini Pics

As much as we love to celebrity trainwrecks, we’re actually really, really hoping that this one isn’t true. A former bodyguard for Britney Spears is saying the the singer did the absolutely unthinkable to her children. Find out more about the allegations after the jump. Fernando Flores, the ex-boyguard who originally accused Britney of sexually

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Britney Spears Accused Of Hitting, Having Sex In Front Of Children

This is probably one of the stranger prison innovations in quite some time, but now prisoners in one San Francisco county jail can hit up condom machines when they’re feeling the urge to get freaky. Find out more about the jail’s 16 new additions after the jump. While the prison has been handing out condoms

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Inmates Can Soon Get Their Safe Sex Freak On In San Francisco

Pint-sized Memphis rapper P-Nut already has an album out. How much of a failure do you feel like now? Yup, so do we. Find out more about P-Nut and check out his skills after the jump. A sample of P-Nut’s rhymes: “Superman’s no hero/They never found Nemo/Can’t play with Tonka trucks ’cause all the Tonka

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Seven-Year-Old P-Nut Spits The Hot Fire (VIDEO)

A year-long study has found that men who are chunkier last seven minutes longer than their skinny friends in the sack. So grab that hamburger and wait for the ladies to start loving you like a fat kid love cake. Find out more about the study after the jump. Fat men can thank their extra

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Got A Little Extra Cushin For The Pushin? You Should Be Getting Laid A Lot